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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream [NSFW]

Flash879 — Sat, 19 May 2012 10:26:18 GMT

Extremely disturbing post-apocalyptic science fiction short story about a crazed supercomputer who tortures the last remnants of humanity.

Though an interesting read, it is, at times, rather graphic, so read at your own risk.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Mongolian Throat Singing

kae — Fri, 18 May 2012 21:38:08 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0djHJBAP3U&

Skip to 5m51s.

DIII not getting you off?

kae — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:12:51 GMT

http://gizmodo.com/5911369/diablo-ii...ith-themselves

Quote:

Diablo III Gets Women Off, While Men Play with Themselves

To recap: Electronic entertainment robs women of male attention —> vibrator-hawking website solicits Diablo-promoting Facebook photos —> photos are uploaded —> code is sent —> vibrators arrive, free of charge.

Amazon Game sales

kae — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:41:06 GMT

Lots of games

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.htm...rd_i=979455011

Bioshock Dual Pack for $7.49

Amazon.com: Bioshock Dual Pack [Download]: Video Games
Amazon.com: Bioshock Dual Pack [Download]: Video Games

Borderlands GOTY for $7.49

Amazon.com: Borderlands Game of the Year Edition [Download]: Video Games
Amazon.com: Borderlands Game of the Year Edition [Download]: Video Games

Blood Bowl Legendary Edition $9.99

Amazon.com: Blood Bowl Legendary Edition [Download]: Video Games
Amazon.com: Blood Bowl Legendary Edition [Download]: Video Games

To find your codes to activate on Steam once you've purchased the game:

Go to Amazon
Click on "Your account" (top right hand corner area)
Scroll down to the Digital Content section and click on "Your Games and Software Library"
There's your codes!

Ubisoft Weekend Sale-Steam

vagabond — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:26:00 GMT

33% off all Ubisoft titles (like Assassin's Creed, Tom Clancy's games, Prince of Persia series, Far Cry, etc) from 17th to 20th on Steam.

Daily Deals included as well, like 75% off Ghost Recon franchise today (excluding Future Soldier).

http://store.steampowered.com/search...&category1=998

ultimate enertainment system!

zazuch — Wed, 16 May 2012 20:16:22 GMT

Who doesnt want this system?

Every forum has to have a decent desktop thread

CrazedGunman — Wed, 16 May 2012 07:27:16 GMT

...and I don't see a decent one here.

Post 'em, check 'em, getcha' pull.

Just My Style!

r3d — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:30:24 GMT

hey all...just wanted to say wassup. just got another cheezy laptop, this one has slightly better specs so maybe i can play something!
trying to recover my steam account info..then gotta reinstall what games i own that might play on this machine.

hows it shaking ppz? i am done with my recovery time from my last surgery finally and have been doing my thing here in denver. well, i am gonna go spray some art...hit yall up lates

peace

r3d

Steam gift cards

kae — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:11:03 GMT

http://kotaku.com/5909933/sure-looks...stop-this-week

Good for the people that don't like using their credit cards/Paypal through Steam.

Serious Sam Games Sale

kae — Mon, 14 May 2012 02:04:56 GMT

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.htm...ycha-20&SSweek

All Serious Sam games on sale on Amazon. Steam ready.

To find your codes to activate on Steam once you've purchased the game:

Go to Amazon
Click on "Your account" (top right hand corner area)
Scroll down to the Digital Content section and click on "Your Games and Software Library"
There's your codes!

Happy Mother's Day

AgentDaleCooper — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:43:11 GMT

Good Morning Everyone,

I'd like to wish all the current moms and future moms and all the moms of the world a Happy Mother's Day!

Today is a day for honoring those wonderful women that gave life to us. Mother's have the toughest job in the world and we should love and support them for their hard work and sacrifices. There's no one more special than a Mom so today please let her know that you appreciate her and love her and give her a big ol' hug and a kiss if you can.

Anyway I hope ya'll enjoy your Mother's Day, make sure it's a good one :D:D:D

Mein leben!

Zero — Sat, 12 May 2012 19:24:22 GMT

Who wants to play Wolfenstein 3D from their browser for FREE?

http://wolfenstein.bethsoft.com/

Happy 20th to THE FPS

Is it a Bad Thing I Choked Up a Lung? (Mild Spoiler...Again)

Flash879 — Sat, 12 May 2012 08:05:52 GMT

From seeing this?

Booty Buttcheeks,ZPS Harvest- Zombie Panic! Source,5/11/2012 Approx. 9:15 PM EST

Booty Buttcheeks — Sat, 12 May 2012 02:00:58 GMT

What is the name of the character banned?

Booty Buttcheeks

Name of the Server you were banned from:

ZPS Harvest- Zombie Panic! Source

What date where you banned?

5/11/2012 Approx. 9:15 PM EST

What is your GUID or STEAM ID?

STEAM_0:0:26513162

What happened that got you banned?

I joined the server at approx. 9:15 PM EST. Three people were on the server besides myself: DIG-Selraith, *rockstar, and one other I do not remember. I joined the zombie team and the first thing I noticed was that the gravity had been set low as I could jump higher than normal. I proceeded to move through the tunnel and up into the barn to the catwalk. I did not use voice communication or text-based chat during my time on the server. At this time, I was muted and gagged, and then banned permanently from the server. I do not understand why this was done and would appreciate the opportunity to play on the server again. Thank you for reading my request.

If banned from a STEAM game, do you have HLSS or HLDJ installed?

No

Were there any =DiG= Members playing with you at the time?

Selraith

If using option 2 post your link here.

-

If you were banned from BF3-

N/A

Trying my hand at Portal mapmaking, would like feedback

TobiasParker — Sat, 12 May 2012 01:14:26 GMT

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...s/?id=71483946

Part one of a multi-part series but want to get part one 100% before I continue.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...s/?id=71702084 Version 1.1: fixed bugs in design, removed cheap deaths, made some puzzle decisions slightly more forgiving.